Les Bonnes Choses

It's springtime, which means the coats are packed away until the fall, and the sun dresses, which I think are the sexiest thing in the world, can come out. And for guys, we have the golf shirt. Golf shirts are pretty useful, sort of sitting on the fence on whether or not it's casual or dress casual clothing (if it was won at a tournament sponsored by a beer company, it is definitely casual, and possibly even grub-wear). Unfortunately, I see that the flipped up collar on the golf shirt look has persisted from last year (and maybe the year before that). Guys: stop it. You look f-ing retarded. You are not the Fonz. I'm afraid that's what the '00s are going to be remembered for: flipped up collars, and god-awful 1-shoulder dresses. Mark my words: you kids are going to regret this.

Holy crap, I sound so gay right now that you'd never know I'm married. I swear this was supposed to be a things that piss me off post. Trust me - I'm more irritable than gay.