Wednesday, May 7, 2008

A good night all around

This evening, Jude is staying over at Lolo and Lola's house. This freed Rebecca and I to go out for dinner, which we seldom do without any special occasion. We tried out a restaurant in old north London that Rebecca often passes by called, appropriately enough, North. The service was really good, so Chrissy L got a good tip (and I share Mr. Orange's attitude towards tipping). So if you haven't been, and are in the mood to try out a new restaurant, I'd give that one a try. Dinner for 2, including drinks, a shared dessert and coffee/tea came to just under $90.

The other thing that was good about tonight is that, for the first time in 3 weeks, we caught ANTM. Unfortunately in the past few weeks, favourites Katarzyna and awkward Lauren got booted. However this week, ugly old Dominique got the boot. I have no idea why they humoured her this long. Part of the prize is a cover of Seventeen magazine, and this chick is 23 but looks about 43. In the above picture, she doesn't look too bad (for a tranny), but that's only because a team of Photoshop artists must have spent hours airbrushing out the crags and valleys that line her skin. I'm sure she smokes - there's no other explanation. Furthermore, many viewers may not have noticed the fact that she's missing a freaking tooth (top right premolar). This would be fine if she was a hockey player, but when you're trying out to be the top of the world's shallowest profession, c'mon. Why do I admit to watching ANTM? Mostly because it's funny. And also, I'll point out that chicks dig it.

1 comments:

effamy said...

omygawd. you were already on my most hated list for making me feel bad for being so incapable of writing this monster up with the ease with which you discuss your write-up. and now you tell us about your titillating tale of watching tits on parade? and having the gall to critique these tits on parade (and i mean tits in both the literal and nonliteral sense)? you are lower than low mister. find something to do, like fighting crime with your wife.