Les Bonnes Choses

Okay, I'll admit that none of the folklore supports this statement. The other problem with my hypothesis is that vampires -- at least of the undead variety -- don't exist (but I welcome a flamewar with any weirdo who wishes to dispute this). Nonetheless, I feel strongly that any arbitrary statement should be supported by at least one hit on google, which, until now, has not been the case for my thesis statement.